Best Bob Hope Quotes And Advice
Leslie Townes Hope known as Bob Hope, was an American stand-up comedian, vaudevillian, entertainer, artist, artist, competitor, and creator. With a profession that spread over about 80 years, Hope showed up in excess of 70 short and highlight films, with 54 highlight movies with Hope as a star, including a progression of seven “Street” melodic satire motion pictures with Bing Crosby as Hope’s top-charged accomplice.
Here are some of the Best Bob Hope Quotes
“Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!” – Bob Hope
“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.” – Bob Hope
“I always like to go to Washington D.C. it gives me a chance to visit my money.” – Bob Hope
“I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.” – Bob Hope
“Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.” – Bob Hope
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“A sense of humour is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heartburn?” – Bob Hope
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
“If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.” – Bob Hope
“I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.” – Bob Hope
“I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.” – Bob Hope
“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.” – Bob Hope
“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.” – Bob Hope
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” – Bob Hope
“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving other. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” – Bob Hope
15th of 30 Best Bob Hope Quotes
“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope
“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.” – Bob Hope
“I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.” – Bob Hope
“If they liked you, they didn’t applaud — they let you live.” – Bob Hope
“We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.” – Bob Hope
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
“You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.” – Bob Hope
“The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.” – Bob Hope
“When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.” – Bob Hope
“I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.” – Bob Hope
“You’ve got to be rich to have a swing like that.” – Bob Hope
“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.” – Bob Hope
“I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.” – Bob Hope
“I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.” – Bob Hope
“Where else but in America could the women’s liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support?” – Bob Hope
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