Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby is a 2006 American sports comedy film directed by Adam McKay and starring Will Ferrell, while written by both McKay and Ferrell. Ricky, a NASCAR racing sensation, is the top racer in the world. After Jean beats him in a race and takes the top position, Ricky tries his best to regain his dominance. We have compiled the best hilarious Talladega Nights quotes which will make you feel like a winner. Will Ferrell and Adam McKay are known for often writing ridiculous characters who spit out brilliant and quotable one-liners. The plot of this classic comedy showcases the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, A NASCAR star who has to learn a bit of humility. Despite being defeated by jean, Ricky Bobby continued to be a champion with his determination and unique fashion. Being a racer doesn’t only count on your driving skills but also on how well you’re equipped. Out of all, racer gear holds much importance, such as a protective racing suit, specialized gripping gloves, swaggy wonder bread jacket, racing goggles, and of course, your vehicle. As a race car driver, Ricky Bobby is an absolute stunner who knows how to ace the game without losing his grace. Let’s read the best dialogues, quotes and sayings from Talladega Nights.
Talladega Nights Quotes On Winning, Thankfulness, Life and Success
1.) “If you ain’t first, you’re last.” — Ricky Bobby
2.) “You gotta learn to drive with the fear, and there ain’t nothing more God damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.” — Reese Bobby
3.) “Ricky, remember: The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.” — Chip
4.) “Here’s the deal—I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” — Ricky Bobby
5.) “Hey, Jamie! Losing’s never fun, but here’s a little something to pick your spirits up… (flips the finger) It’s real nice…I got it at Target…it was on sale.” —Ricky Bobby
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6.) “Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin’ there in your ghost manger, just lookin’ at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin’ ’bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin’ me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.” — Ricky Bobby
7.) “Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino’s, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or T.R. as we call him, and of course, my red-hot smoking wife, Carly who is a stone-cold fox.” — Ricky Bobby
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8.) “I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There’s no shame in that.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.
9.) “Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.” — Jean Girard
10.) “No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.” — Ricky Bobby
11.) “You’ve gotta cross over the anger bridge and come back to the friendship shore.” — Cal Naughton Jr.
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12.) “Old man, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!” — Texas Ranger
13.) “I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt. ‘Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I’m here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.
14.) “Daddy, you made that grace your b*tch.” — Walker Bobby
15.) “Are we about to get it on? Because I’m as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.” — Ricky Bobby
16.) “When you work on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you need the right tools too. That’s why you should use [is tossed a box of tampons] Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.” — Ricky Bobby
17.) “We go together like cocaine and waffles.” — Cal Naughton Jr.
18.) “Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken.” — Ricky Bobby
19.) “You don’t understand. You don’t understand because you don’t understand liberty. You don’t understand freedom. So, you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me?” — Ricky Bobby
20.) “I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.” — Cal Naughton, Jr.
21. “I’m all jacked up on mountain dew!” – Texas Ranger Quotes
22. “Did that blow your mind? Because that just happened!” – Ricky Bobby
23. “Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.” – Jean Girard
24. “I don’t know what to do with my hands.” – Ricky Bobby
25. [With a serious face – to the crew as they are speed-changing a customer’s tire] “Guys! No tires! We’re not a pit crew anymore, we’re a car wash team.” – Lucius Washington Funny Quotes
26. “I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I’m here to party.” – Cal Naughton, Jr.
27. “I’m just a big hairy American winning machine, you know?” – Ricky Bobby
28. “Wow. I feel like I’m in Highlander!” – Ricky Bobby
29. “You can’t have two No. 1s.” – Ricky Bobby
30. “Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?” – Jean Girard
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